New Found Glory and Tribulation
“A land of amusing wonderment and a slew of ways to die.
“(The elderly man clears his throat awkwardly) Oh right quite right, about that last part. You may find yourself at the mercy of the dreaded Salvo beast, (more excitedly) Or or perhaps you’d rather find yourself on the end of one of the many enchanted swords forged by the Master Antiquiter, Artificer of the Sky. (whispering) Or maybe the ferocious Slog’roth (shudders). Well to be quite fair there are plenty of ways to be a welcome asset to this land of Iterion as well! Fighting for the good Mayor of Rayenon, lending your services to our many roaming Ranger squads on the outskirts of the villages. Or perhaps you just would like to build a farm and have a family (he raises an eyebrow at you) I didn’t think so. Now I can answer any other questions just name something or point to it in this here tome!”